Indian men have little penises - This is not going to help us get chicks

It doesn't seem to be hurting our baby making prowess, however. The Indian Council of Medical Research has surveyed 1000 Indian men and found that condoms made to international standards are too large for Indian men, and as a result, they've asked for more varied sizing for condoms.

I find this article and study hilarious and disturbing. The fact that they had "Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre. " So how does one get enrolled in such a study? Does someone come upto you at train station while you are waiting and say "Since there are a few minutes until the train shows up, would you mind looking at this girlie magazine so that you can get aroused and so that we can measure your cock?" In conservative ol' India where guys are embarassed to buy condoms, I am curious as to how this study was conducted.

It's disturbing because "about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter". We are not talking about millimeters here my friends. This is a full 3 to 5 centimeters shorter. That is a major penis problem. I wonder how the other 40% stack up.

And on a serious note, this is a real problem "because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate. And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation."

I'm sure all the men reading this are wondering how they stack up. This definitely does very little to bring up our international stature. So gents, get out your rulers and see how you fair. For those on the small side, don't despair. "It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean." For unscrupulous entrepreneurs, there is probably a huge market in India for penis enlargement pills and devices.