India Impresses in the Winter Olympics - Zero Medals

Been a while but I was so impressed by India's performance in the Olympic Winter Games that I had to break my silence and write a post. Why was India's performance so impressive? Because it is hard in a country of 1 billion people to be able to actively not find anyone with talent enough to win a single medal.

Just one.

But India doesn't have the weather to do these sports you might argue? Perhaps but then India would do amazing in the summer olympics since the country has an abundance of summer weather.

Here's my plan for India's winter games future:

• Find sports which are less popular and hence less competitive
  
• Find sports that work with the Indian physique (luge, skeleton where skinny, Indian dudes might do well)
  
• Find sports which require less athletic talent (curling anyone)
• Become vocal advocates for new sports including "Ice Carom" or "Snow Cricket" which India might be advantaged in

Pathetic!

For those who want a hot Indian girl, maybe this will help

So my friend swears that this program called I Want a Hot Indian Girl has changed his life and helped him meet, date, and sleep with hot Indian girls. When he told me this, I laughed my tail off and made fun of him for a good 20 minutes along with several other friends.

I looked at the site and then laughed at him more. I'm married so I have no idea if this thing works, but the site is entertaining for sure. He swears (my friend that is) that this book has changed his life. He does seem to do well with the ladies, but I refuse to believe a book containing "strategies" about how to get a hot Indian girl helped him achieve this.

The guy who wrote the book dubs himself The Indian Legend (I can't make this stuff up. I told you it was ridiculous). If you are married, a homo or a white supremacist and therefore have no interest in hot Indian girls, I'd still say goto the site just for a good laugh. Crazy f'in people out there.

BTW, have to check out this guy's blog. The entry about AILFs (Aunties I'd Like to F^ck) is highly disturbing.